Saturday, February 27, 2010

Complete a Task Day - February 27th

Do you have a simple task you keep putting off?
Get it done today.
You won't have to think about it anymore.
Get it done!
The Emergent Task Planner 75-sheet Daily Planning Pad

Friday, February 26, 2010

Brownie Day - February 26th

Now we're entering dangerous territory.
Brownie Day - eat a brownie.Brownie Points Signature Chocolate Lover's Box of One Dozen Award Winning Brownie Varieties
We know you're on a diet,
Make it a small one.
You deserve it!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Nacho Day - February 25th

Nachos! What a creative food!
Start with the nacho chips and get inventive.
Beans, peppers, meat, cheese and salsa.
Just create and nibble. Don't forget to invite a friend!
Macho Nachos: 50 Toppings, Salsas, and Spreads for Irresistible Snacks and Light Meals

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Life's Truths Day - February 24th

This has been floating around via e-mail....
Life's Truths...tis true!
Summary of Life


GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground..
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional..
2) Forget the health food I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Be nice to an Older Person Day - February 23rd

Stop for a second and talk to an older person.
Help them carry an item.
Take the time to make sure they can cross that section of ice in the parking lot.
An older person is anyone older than you.
You will be there some day!
The Gift of Years: Growing Older Gracefully

Monday, February 22, 2010

Chili Day - February 22nd

Chili! Who cannot like it?
With beans, without beans.
With hamburger, with sausage, with venison.
Put together your favorite recipe today.
Yum it up!
Chili Madness: Second Edition

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Listen to the Radio Day - February 21st

When was the last time you just listened to the radio?
No Ipod, no TV, no CD's.
Just listened to the radio, maybe while reading a good book.

Sangean PR-D7 AM/FM Digital Rechargeable Portable Radio
Who knows you might find a funny program or favorite DJ.